[the gradual change and development from simpler to more complicated forms]
the universe began with a single large explosion and the pieces are still flying apart.
I was born the only child of a specialist for chemical weapons and a fortune teller who raised me as a free thinker.
The eighties I spent behind the iron curtain
where I played a major part in the downfall of communism. Sometimes when the moon is full I go down to the cellar, shackle myself with heavy chains and
hope the curse will pass me this time.
I like horror movies, in my free time I write books and I was the brain behind the great train robbery in England 1937.
I am living in a house that once belonged to Michael Jackson and which I have won in an arm wrestling contest.
About half of this is true.